If you have even bathed a child, you know that they pee in the bath. Probably every time. Charlie does it almost instantly. I used to hover around him with a little scooper so I could catch it and dump it in the toilet. Now we use the potty chair before baths, but do not be fooled. He pees in there; I'm sure of it.
There was one time, I don't even remember how old he was. He was walking, but not yet one. I let him run around sans diaper while I drained the bath/put up the toys/took a deep breath, etc. I figured he had to have JUST peed, so it would be ok for a few minutes.
When I finished, I walked into his bedroom to find him standing in front of his ball popper.
Let me explain a ball popper: it is a toy that uses a fan to pop plastic balls into the air. Kids chase down the balls and put them in a special spot and watch them circle down a clear ball tunnel to the bottom and pop up again. The kid can turn it on himself because there is a big button on top, it stays on for a minute and then turns off. And while it is on, it plays music.
So there he was, at the ball popper. He had just peed into it. NOT ON IT. Not like he peed on it and it splattered everywhere. He peed INTO the special spot where the balls go; there was a big pee pond at the bottom of the ball tunnel. I know that he had just done it because he looked like he had discovered something.
At this point, I'm a little shocked that this happened. How did he get it all in there? Is that really pee? Oh my gosh.
Then Charlie put some balls into the special spot. They glided down the ball tunnel into the pee pond. And I thought, How am I going to clean this? This toy is forever unclean. Could we get electrocuted? I'm going to have to throw it away. But my mom bought it for him... it's was a long internal thought process in a tiny little moment before I even realized he was putting the balls in there.
Charlie then pushed the button that turns on the ball popper. The music starts. The fan gears up. All the tiny, multicolored plastic balls that were soaking in the pee pond start flying out of the ball popper all over the room. And when there were no more balls, the fan continued to blow bubbles in the pee pond until it turned off.