Little Things

A few of the little things that keep our marriage interesting.

Husband's opinion on Sell By dates.

Pres has this obsession that if it is even one day past the sale by date on a package, then the the food inside said package has, overnight, become poisonous.  An example, from December fourth: Me, standing in front of the fridge, looking for something that could pass for breakfast. I say, "Oh, Pres. There's December second milk in here. We could have cereal." Pres stops what he's doing, stares at me, says, "It's fu@#ing December second milk. I'm not drinking it."

No amount of inspection or taste testing can change this.

My inability to operate the thermostat

There is hot and there is cold. In-between does not exist. I do not need a song to remember this (as seen on Modern Family) because it isn't real.

The Godzilla debate

Pres thinks the term Godzilla describes a type of monster and that these Godzillas are the monsters that appear in the movies. He therefore would use the following sentences: "Those two godzillas are fighting" and "There is a godzilla in that parking lot." I, however, believe that Godzilla is the name of a single monster that attacks cities and fights other monsters with different names. Neither of us have seen the movies, so we have no basis for our beliefs. However, the credible source Wikipedia is on my side.

(Note: spell check does not recognize Godzillas and tries to capitalize the word Godzilla, further proving that I am correct.)