Stay in the bath forever.
Plan B. The Obvious One
Cry and Squirm. Wiggle. Toss and Turn. Rest occasionally but do not stop crying.
Plan C. The Propeller
Remain still. Once the parent has dropped their guard, use your hips to propel your body out of their lap and on to the floor in one swift movement.
Plan D. The Funny Guy
Remain still and silent. Stare at the parent's face and giggle. Slowly move your pointed finger into the parent's nostril. Giggle again. Repeat. You can also use this method with hair pulling and booby biting.
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