Teen Mom 2. This is different from Teen Mom 1. Different moms. They cra cra. Basically, it goes like this: Oh my gosh, she's so alone! That guy is a jerk! Aww, sweet baby... Whow, Janelle got arrested?? Again? Now she can't go to that Ke$ha concert! Why is he always playing video games?? Aaww, look at that baby...
Catfish. Like the movie. So if you're gonna have an Internet relationship with someone, just know in advance that they don't look like what they say they look like so don't trick them into revealing themselves to you on TV because you just look dumb.
Hotel Impossible / Restaurant Impossible. Hey dummy, do you know anything about hotels? No? Then why do you own one?? And it's dirty!! Anthony's got his black light kit and he's going to town on your comforters!! Now he's got a device that measures how much bacteria is on your phones!!! Ohh Noooo!
Trip Flip. You don't know me, but come go on vacation with me for three days and do everything I say and it will be FREE! Bahahaha!! <-- That's an evil Dr. Burns laugh.
You know you watch them. Even if you don't do it on purpose, sometimes the TV lands on one and you forget how to turn it off because it only takes one second for the reality TV brain eating aliens to get you.
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